TF Vital Stats

Posted: 04-11-2009

DOB: 7/24/69
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Dishwater
Height: 171cm/5’7”
Weight: 62kg/140lbs.
Ape Index: +4.5”/+11.5cm
Blood Type: (O+) – coursing through white fiber!
Defects: Color Blind, Perfectionist, Obsessive, Irreverent
Attributes: Passionate Drive, Focus, Honesty, High Strength to Weight.

Place of Birth: Oceanport, NJ
Delivery: Breached
Hometown: Albuquerque, NM
Elementary School: Monte Vista
High School: Sandia
University: Colorado State University – Fort Collins, CO
Studies: Philosophy/Ethics
Musical Experience: Symphonic Orchestra – Trumpet/French Horn

Diet: Eat Like a Warrior – Organic, Mediterranean, Wild Game, Sushi, Smoothies, Spirulina, Wheatgrass, Acai, Mom’s Pesto, Capulin, Gelato!
Never: Fast Food, Soft Drinks, Cheap Beer, Mayo, Fowl, Pork, Beef
Smoke: No
Drink: Only after training – French Reds, Pinots, Malbecs, Cognac, Porto
Vices: Dark Chocolate, Dark Macchiato, Dark Humor, Les Filles Francaise!

1st Victory (Age 13 months):
1970 New York City Infant Crawling Champion (20 meters)

Musical Taste: Diverse – Classical, Jazz, Latin, Indie, Old School Punk, Hardcore, Psy Trance, Hip-Hop, Dark Wave
Pets: 3 Cats – Nancy (Gray Point Siamese), Butterscotch & Raven (Bengal Tigers)
Art: Minimalism, Abstract, Romantic Realism, Installations, Political Propaganda Murals
Films: Road Warrior, Fight Club, La Vie Revee Des Anges, Drunken Horses, Mulholland Drive, Brother (Rus), Requiem
Books: Farenheit 451, Brave New World, Animal Farm, Catcher In The Rye, Watership Down
Artists: Richard Heisler, Anish Kapoor, Christo & Jeanne Claude, Willa Shalit, Shepard Fairey

Tongues: Francais & Espanol
Foreign Hometowns: Pertuis, FRA, Cucuron, FRA, L’Argentiere-La- Bessee, FRA; Guillestre, FRA.
Foreign Trainer: Gilles Bernigolles – Alfortville, FRA
Foreign Club Team: Art Bloc – Nice, FRA

Favorite Teams: Man-City, Chelsea FC, F.C. Internazionale Milano, Olympique de Marseille, Equipe de France, Portugal
Favorite Players: Lucien Starzynski, PATRICK VIERA!!!!, Thurham, Gallas, TiTi Henry, Ribery, Drogba, Cesc, Del Piero, Fabregas, Deco, Quaresma, Maniche, Mandanda, R. Carlos, Robinho, Altidore, Onyewu, Tevez, Wanchope, Gianluca Dos Santos.

Countries Visited:

France, England, Ireland, Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Georgia, Slovenia, Romania, Hungary, Finland, Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Italy, Spain, Greece, Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, Barbados, Malaysia, Thailand, China, S. Korea, New Zealand, Monaco, Morocco, Algeria.

Nicknames:

“Shralpmaster” (by owner of Joe Rockheads, Bob Bergman)
“The Ayatollah of Rok’n’Rolla” (From Road Warrior by PCA founder, Mike Uchitel)
“Sick Puppy” (by Skins USA Sales Manager, Ray Thoma)

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